Top ten reason I don't like a spam salad
| 10 | I am too busy. |
| 9 | I do not understand spam, too old fashioned. I thought spam was kind of ham. |
| 8 | My life is simple and I want to keep it that way, no need for that million dollar. |
| 7 | I don't want greedy spammers to take control of my life and malicious hackers to take control of my computer. |
| 6 | No matter what's in it, a spam is a spam is a spam is a spam is a spam is a spam is a spam. |
| 5 | I have my own spam to spread. |
| 4 | I am too conservative, I don't have thousands of dollars of debt. |
| 3 | I don't hold wild sex parties, so I am happy to keep my sex organs in their original sizes and shapes. |
| 2 | Actually I have no sex life at all, so no need for that viagra bottle either. |
| 1 | I installed a spam shredder and recently joined the hate the spam club. |
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